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Seeking threesome with three degrees of separation

My boyfriend and I have been together for a number of years, and have always dabbled with the idea of a threesome. We are both open minded people, particularly when it comes to the topic of sex, so our conversations around bringing a guest into the bedroom have always been met with excitement from both sides. But the tricky part is finding that special someone.


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We have gone through our list of friends and wider circle, but as two people who prefer to be at home with a Domino’s meal deal than out at da clubz or, god forbid, a houseparty, we don’t have many single friends we think would be interested. We aren’t loving the app experience either, so things had come to a bit of a halt.


So when my boyfriend came home one night, excitedly telling me he’d met one of his older sisters’ friends he thought was cute, things were looking promising. We stalked her socials, obviously, and I thought she was cute as well. He was all set to send her a DM. Good progress, but one problem - she was friends with his sister. I felt a bit weird about making things awkward, and he decided he would text his sister first and get some background info.


‘Morning,’ he sent. ‘Do you think it would be okay if I sent [name redacted to protect the innocent] a message to see if she would want to go on a date with us?’


She responded immediately, as one would in that situation. ‘No u can’t,’ I read over his shoulder.


‘But she’s cute,’ my boyfriend sent, half in an attempt to antagonise his sister, and half because he was only in the first stage of grief: denial.


‘She’s actually seeing someone at the moment,’ his sister sent back.


‘A woman?’


‘Yeah’


‘Does she like guys too?’


‘Yeah’


In an ideal world, this could be something she was interested in. He decided to push his sister one last time. ‘We want to message her,’ he sent.


His phone pinged. ‘Honestly I would prefer you didn’t. I’ve hooked up with her before.’


Open minded 30-something couple seeks threesome with at least three degrees of separation.